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Dave has nice hair. He also took improv classes, but he isn't as funny as he thinks. Not even close.
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Reviews:
"Made me have to have real-life sanity checks with all the f-ked up shit that happened in one of our Call of Cthulhu scenarios. I didn't sleep well that night. One star."
- Joe
"Zero stars. He made me hate an NPC so much that it ruined my whole weekend. I still can't look at a person named Bobby the same anymore."
- Curt
"Made me have to have real-life sanity checks with all the f-ked up shit that happened in one of our Call of Cthulhu scenarios. I didn't sleep well that night. One star."
- Joe
"Zero stars. He made me hate an NPC so much that it ruined my whole weekend. I still can't look at a person named Bobby the same anymore."
- Curt
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Joe can fly a plane and build a house, which is super impressive. He also can't stay up past nine o'clock, which is less impressive.
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Reviews:
"His bard is impossible to contain in battle, and he uses his spell slots very efficiently. It's annoying. Can I give zero stars?"
- Dave
"He took my kill in DnD last week. Screw him. One star and only because he healed me after the battle."
- Mike
"His bard is impossible to contain in battle, and he uses his spell slots very efficiently. It's annoying. Can I give zero stars?"
- Dave
"He took my kill in DnD last week. Screw him. One star and only because he healed me after the battle."
- Mike
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Curtis is a straight-up cool dude and is always having fun. Just don't ask him to do any voices. He won't.
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Reviews:
"Every time there is a dramatic role-playing moment and a skill check comes up, Curt fumbles and f-ks everything up. It's hilarious, and I love it. Five stars. "
- Dave
"Seriously. He messes up every important, dramatic roleplaying moment with his crit fails. It's amazing. One star, though, because one of those moments was a eulogy for my beloved Maiden."
- Mike
"Every time there is a dramatic role-playing moment and a skill check comes up, Curt fumbles and f-ks everything up. It's hilarious, and I love it. Five stars. "
- Dave
"Seriously. He messes up every important, dramatic roleplaying moment with his crit fails. It's amazing. One star, though, because one of those moments was a eulogy for my beloved Maiden."
- Mike
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Mike is a published poet and a theatre nerd. Microphones are his mortal enemy. So is Dropbox (not a sponsor).
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Reviews:
"One star. I had to keep fixing the comms and the electrical because he kept messing things up. There was no way that tin can of a spaceship flew anywhere without me."
- Joe
"Mike almost got us all killed by wanting to speak with those damn crazy people in a Call of Cthulhu scenario, even though we knew it wasn't going to go well! I'll give him two stars, though, because it was funny as hell."
- Curt
"One star. I had to keep fixing the comms and the electrical because he kept messing things up. There was no way that tin can of a spaceship flew anywhere without me."
- Joe
"Mike almost got us all killed by wanting to speak with those damn crazy people in a Call of Cthulhu scenario, even though we knew it wasn't going to go well! I'll give him two stars, though, because it was funny as hell."
- Curt